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hyperbolic, highly intense interjection often used at the end of a heated argument between two people (usually intimate partners) in the hope of one person trumping the insult just previously mouthed by the other.
Man : You KNOW I wasn't with Christine last night. I was at Bill's helping him repair his garage door !
Woman : The hell you were ! Donna told me this morning she SAW the both of you at Starbucks last night around 9 p.m. !
Man : Hell if I was !! She's a goddam liar and you KNOW it !!
Woman : Do NOT call my best friend a liar !! I'll call your boss and tell him how you embezzled $2000 from the company till last month !!
Man : Oh REALLY ? Well I'll call your mother and tell her how much of an alcoholic you've become in the last six weeks !!!
Woman : Don't you threaten me, you sonofabitch !!! I'll fuck you up good !!!
Man : Yeah ? And I'll wreck your world !!!
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An awesome band who writes original music. All of their cd's are really good and they are even better live. They haven't gotten full of themselves and will live on...
do you listen to jimmy eat world?
no.
maybe you should.
maybe i will.
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The best war ever. Why? Because there were kings and queens, but there were also advanced weapons. Awesome!
There is one case in which World War I shouldn't be considered the best war ever, and that's if you fought in it.
How to fight in World War I:
1. Sit in a stinky trench for a month. Repeatedly get terribly ill from sleeping in mud mixed with shit.
2. Get your ass pounded by hundreds of thousands of artillery shells launched by an invisible enemy. Suffer from shell-shock.
3. Get gassed until you bleed out your ass
4. Jump out of your trench and get shot while mutilating your hands trying to climb over a barbed-wire fence.
5. Get limbs amputated.
6. Go home.
7. Suffer awful Post Traumatic Stress Disorder that makes Schizophrenia look normal.
World War I is cool to study, but if I wake up in a World War I bunker tomorrow I will shoot myself in the mouth.
The belligerent stages of World War I (the war had been subtly waiting to happen for decades) began when Archduke Franz Ferdinand (awesome name and title) was assassinated by a terrorist group called the Black Hand (frickin awesome name!) in Sarajevo, Bosnia (badass city even today).
Emperor Franz Josef (yes, "Emperor", it doesn't get better than that) of the Austro-Hungarian Empire then sent an ultimatum to the government of Serbia, which it held responsible for Ferdinand's death. Serbia failed to comply with the demands and was subsequently invaded by the Emperor's troops under General Franz Conrad von Hotzendorf (this stuff is too cool to make up). Soon, Tzar Nicholas of Russia declared that he was mobilizing his massive army. In response, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, who really didn't want war with Russia but previously promised support to Austria Hungary, mobilized his troops, declared war on Russia and France, and invaded Belgium and Luxembourg within days. His plan, the Schlieffen Plan, was to take France out of the war within three weeks, before Russia could mount a major offensive against Germany. He failed in this respect and the western front bogged down to a stalemate 50 miles outside of Paris.
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Also known as Realistic Basketball World 2. Made by a developer named CollegiateJokes. This is a basketball game which is full of toxicity, sellouts, and tryhards. Not to mention all of the exploiters who ruin the game which the developer does not seem to care about or even try to fix. It is basically an offbrand NBA 2k.
Stay away from RB World 2. That game is horrible and broken but surprisingly addicting.
Problems caused by adopting bleeding edge technology for common, daily use before it's reliable, such that the technology's imperfections complicate your life. Loosely, problems that most people living in a wealthy, industrialized nation would probably roll their eyes at.
"So anyway, my Twitch stream went down during my peak viewing hours because the beta drivers for my graphics card apparently break the HDCP chain-of-trust, so the video capture software thought I was stealing copyrighted content from myself, and..."
"Man, every week you have one of these stories. You're like a glutton for zeroth world problems."
The kind of situations that are invented to add more drama to real world problems that are on the surface ridiculous when compared to even First World Problems.
"Can you believe I had to drive back home to bring my son his dress clothes for Wednesday mass at school because they don't let children wear shorts on that day? Even though they can on Sundays?"
Damn girl, that isn't even a first world problem -- it's a "fake world problem"
The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.
I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.