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the phenomena in Dungeons and Dragons , where players and Dungeron Masters are never able to live up to the incredible kills of Matt Mercer , The DM GOD
Because of The Matt Mercer Effect , many people have quit playing Dungeons and Dragons because they unable to live up to the awesomeness of Matt Mercer
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A condition commonly displayed in Doctor Who fans after watching Matt Smith with a baby in 'Closing Time'; suffers acknowledge Matt Smith as potentially one of the most attractive men in existence- and they are not wrong.
1- Did you see that scene in 'Closing Time?'
2- Yeah, Matt Smith with a baby is just perfection.
1- Ah, you must have Matt Smith Syndrome.
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referring to Matt Gibbs' five year old back pack
it says backpack-o-matt
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A terrible person, Matt gets no bitches and likes men.
Hey you know Matt from Centennial ? He likes dick in his ass
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A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!
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A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
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