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When you’re officially old and your knees feel like fire after light exercise
Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.
When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.
Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!
Euphemism for the homosexual act of licking each other's asshole after eating chipolte
Dick just came out of the closest and apparently loves to suck fire.
The term used to describe a child that causes a teacher to get fired for throwing them out the window or punching them in the face; can also be used to describe the person who would get you "fired" in a work environment because they would be the one who makes you snap.
Person A: Damn, I got Bobby in my first period class.
Person B: Bobby?
Person A: He's my fire kid. He always whines whenever I take his phone for texting or fail him despite the fact he didn't even complete half of his homework.
Person B: That sucks, man.
When someone sees something and wants to kill it. Sometimes it's a bug. Maybe it's a joke but you already got your flamethrower
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KILL IT WITH FIRE"
"ok"
*gets flamethrower*
"ok"
"BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
"dude it was a joke-"
"it was?"
Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.
Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.
Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.
Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.