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The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
When you follow someone who just followed you back and that person unfollows you to make their account look famous.
1. Staying at the offensive end of the basketball court waiting for a long pass so the player can get an easy bucket without playing defense.
2. How LaMelo Ball scored 92 points in a highschool game
If that guy Lamelo wasn't cherry picking that much he would've ended with less than 40 points
To seduce (pickup) multiple virginis and take there virginitys (pop there cherries).
Let's go cherry picking at the highschool party around the block
ice-pick is present for Trotsky from Stalin
who the hell ice-picked trotsky?!
Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.
"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."
Today is one of the only days you can go up to a girl and pick her up without getting smacked
tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes