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Like cat got your tongue but when you’ve had too much ketamine and you can’t quite spit out the word you want to finish your sentence
Me: hdhdhdkskhdkslshbdhdvdkf
Them: what’s the matter? Ket got your tongue?
The unique and intimate sex position involving two people. One person is giving a rim job from behind. The recipient is both touching themselves and giving their partner a foot-job.
Last night we attempted the toe and tongue tango and it was erotic.
The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.
Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!
The act of grabbing and securing ones balls with teeth, and licking the secured edges like an oversized ice-cube.
Did you see Pastor Browning the other day? I never knew he loved Speaking in Tongues!
Going down on a yeasty fanny
Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus
Using extreme tongue strength to pierce your partner. Side effects include: ending relationships, additional anus, and abnormal opening in the back of your skull.
I invited that girl Vanessa over after dinner and treated her to my famous tongue bashing. She hasn't called me back...
the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."
Billy: "Sure thing, doc."