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A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 5, 2017


bobby with da tool

Bobby with the tool aka Young Bobby aka Bobby Shmurda is the revulutionary rapper that made the iconic album 'Shmurdaville' and went 50 times platinum. Young Bobby was also sent to jail for unfair reasons and he will most likely be released in 2023.

Guy 1: Yo, who's yo favorite rapper?
Guy 2: Psshhh, that's easy. It's ma nigga Bobby wih da tool
Guy 1: Nigga why doe?
Guy: 2 Cause he be sliding over cars while he shoot, he thinks that he's Tom Cruise
Guy 1: *Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise*
Both guys: But bitch he BOBBY WITH DA TOOL

by Thatniggacrazy December 6, 2017


Tool Wizard

A person that holds and passes tools for a living.

The Tool wizard Ryan handed me a screwdriver.

by Boolba October 4, 2018


s-tool

a use to use a person as a tool and to complete a goal.

"We brought you here so we can use you as a s-tool

by Pikachulovespuppys May 11, 2023


Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024


Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017


Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020