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did you wash your az today
this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart
Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*
The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.
Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin
Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash
When someone pisses all over the bathroom and it looks like they were trying to hose the place down.
Hey Jim, Did you see the bathroom today? The place is completely soaked. Looks like someone was Pisser Washing in there.
'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.
Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?
Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.
When someone only listens to rap/trap music and refuses any other kind of music taste; someone with no flavor
John was so rap washed he didn’t even want to hear khalid’s new album .