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the biggest bunch of bullshit ever spoken
naw u arent ugly, i like you for who you are
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BTS paved the way for kpop, thanks to them kpop is a popular music genre nowadays and a lot of people who don't listen to kpop know them because they are every talented and amazing people.
The kpop group who paved the way for kpop is BTS!
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That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.
The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.
"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times
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"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.
This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."
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People who just want attention and nobody likes.
Person 1: I hate people who write their name on Urbandictionary
Person 2:Heavy sweating*
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Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.
My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".
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this kid is secretly gay and enjoys saying "your mom" and "mmmm daddy harder"
straight kid who moans in class: "nghh daddy faster"
everyone else: 'that kid is gay'
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