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When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump
Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off
When one of your friends is about to do, say, or think something and your wife tells you to stop him or that you and he are not going to be doing that.
Bob: "Hey Mike, let go to the bar on saturday and catch the games."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."
Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.
Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!
faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!
“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”
October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!
National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it
Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?
Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
Secure Copy of a spouse. A lady that is trusted with the heart of the pride.
Have you heard that Chaka's Scouse wife sings like Billie Eilish.
Did you know that Chaka's Scouse wife is five by five like Eliza Dushku?
Chaka's Scouse wife is hilarious like Taylor Tomlinson!