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A random erection that occurs during a lesson, studying etc.
While studying for the exam I got a raging learning boner. Guess I'm just that into comparative literature.
when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation
After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.
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The resulting boner one gets from the pure excitement of hearing about the upcoming 2012 Black Sabbath reunion.
Matthew had such a Sabbath boner after hearing of Black Sabbath's upcoming reunion that he could in no way concentrate on work. Or sit down properly.
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An warning given to someone who has laid their eyes upon someone attractive
I got a boner alert when I stared into the eyes of kbae
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boner at an awkward moment, like when you wake up at your grandparents house after sleeping on the couch. risky boners also happen while participating in sports. sitting in a desk at school an getting up an the teacher asks what do you have in your pocket? risky boners are the bad ones, be careful.
John had a court date, he didnt want a risky boner while he was there.
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When, because of all the sex you've been having, you have lost all the fat on your body. This can be because you have had to stop eating, or been spending so much energy. Usually stopped by bringing whipped cream to the bedroom.
Stacey: "Holy crap, your boyfriend has lost alot of weight! He's skin and bones!"
Jane: "Skin and boners, actually."
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Being so proud of one's own country and culture that discussing their greatness gets your penis hard
Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.
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