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Someone who walks really fast to get to where they need to be. Usually someone who is from or lived in New York walks this way since there are tourist everywhere and they are sloooow.
Friend 1: "What time should we start walking to get to school?"
Friend 2: "Well we have that New York walk so we can be there in 5"
When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass
It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.
York is a place where niggas hang out with people they talk about 24/7. It’s also a place where dudes swear they smoking weed when they really hitting nic. Also, there are girls who don’t know if they wanna be gay or straight (they love to see other people do it). Tbh, it’s a place where girls talk MAD shit about people but still manage to squash the beef the next 3 days. York is full of magnetic bitches, the niggas do what they friends do, all they want is HEAD + SEX , and be like everybody else. Oh yeah, I almost forgot.... don’t let them valley boys scare you they don’t shoot for real from I heard somebody from the v told in a statement bet y’all don’t know about that LOL .
York folks - “Aye gang let me hold stick so I can post it on my snap”
A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."
A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.
Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?
The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.
I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!
When You take Aunt Jemima's syrup and put it on your penis and penetrate both sides of your lady. Once you get a sticky and dry penis you jizz on both sides and keep penetrating. Now you let your lady give a taste to see if it's good or not. If it isn't good enough I recommend putting more jizz.
Dude that last night with that crazy! I gave her a good ol' New York Syrup.