I have Shabnam

An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.

oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital

I thought this was a classy party

The phrase “I thought this was a classy party”, popularized on X from a video recording from The Real Housewives of Orange County, is an expression of surprise or disappointment, indicating that the speaker expected the event to be sophisticated or elegant, but has found aspects of it to be inappropriate or lacking in refinement.

Pronunciation:
/aɪ θɔ t ðɪs wəz ə ˈklæsi ˈpɑ rti/

Guest 1: (surprised) “What’s going on with the karaoke machine?”

Guest 2: (frustrated) “I know, right? I thought this was a classy party.”

I Hate This Class

1: (NOUN) A class of which you hate.
2: (VERB) The Act of googling "i hate this class" to find results.
Damn, are you really this bored?

"Damn bro, I hate this class."
"I hate this class, I can't wait for dismissal."
"I'm so bored, let's google 'i hate this class.'"

i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

to I Pod

The verb in which someone is enjoying the tunes emitted from an I Pod device. Or, in the case of retarded teachers, like at Catholic High Schools, any MP3 device at all. Used in some sort of Hick like way. Must be said with a Hick accent...if you wish.

Andrew was I Poding while recieving a hand job.

Ms. McShroom: I like to I Pod while riding Fr. Sanford, I mean...my horse.

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@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:)

@Death: tf? you weren't on the list..

Can I get an owa owa

What you would say to a chihuahua to make them say owa owa. Originated from the dog Pudgy

Pudgywoke: Hey Pudgy, can I get an owa owa?
Pudgy: OWA OWA