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To become annoyed by someone's insensitive action, no matter how small it is. May also result in giving back the cold shoulder.
Jen got all frosty turtle when she found out she wasn't invited to Ann's dinner party.
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A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.
Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"
Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"
Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"
Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"
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When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in
It's turtle necking!
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Game played by males in which they whip out their cock in front a snapping turtle. They must taut the turtle with their dick and try to make him walk 4 feet, slowing backing up so the turtle will follow. If you make the turtle walk 4 feet you win, if the turtle gets your dick you lose. Winner gets to keep your dick. You can only lose once.
Male 1: You down for a game of Dick Chicken later
Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.
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When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.
Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"
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To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".
Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".
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