They are one of the best couples to walk the earth, they are both exceptional people alone, but when together they are unstoppable.
James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth
Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet
Dani: OMG! who are they, they look so good together
Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.
Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break
Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill
beautiful, kind, caring, fit, sexy, fucking awesome
"Holy shit is that Jess White? She is the most beautiful, fit, sexy girl i've ever seen!"
"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"
A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.