cool beans

when something is so cool and there is nothing to explain it.

Rick: that movie was just....COOL BEANS

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cool whip

The foamy cream colored froth that forms around the edges of a meaty vagina when you cum inside of one and proceed to keep on fucking it. If you are a fast fucker this may also be mistaken as shaving cream and/or pancake batter.

"When dave finished licking her hatchet wound he had a cool whip mustache".

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cool as a cucumber

Someone with a normal temperature, ie, not a fever.

Kid: "I think I might have a fever... I'm really feeling sick."
Kid's mom: "Let me feel your forehead." (pause) "Nope, cool as a cucumber."

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cool beans

Baked beans in the fridge.

I'm gonna eat me some cool beans.

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very cool

An annoying variation of saying cool.

1. Often used by uncool people who do not understand how to use the word 'cool'. Often used by teachers over the age of fifty.

2. The word can also be used by very cool people in a mockery of those who use it. Can be used in situations where the subject being listed as "very cool" is actually incredibly uncool. This makes the subject feel cool, yet everyone knows that the subject is being made fun of.

(use #2)

"and that class... is how you solve an unbalanced chemical equation"
"very cool" (said in an excessively disrespectful way)
-class laughs

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Cool beans

Cool beans is a term in which:
1) someones amazement is shown.
2) you can't be bothered to think of suitble adectives, so you say "cool beans" as a replacement.
3) the person shows taste in vocabulary.
4) you show that you, yourself, are cool.

Rupert: I just sold my car, quick quick!
You: wow! cool beans!

Jim: I grated a carrot today and cut my finger
You: *sigh* cool beans

Kevin: Do you know what "antidisestablishmentarianism" means!?
You: I "cool beans" to you, sir.

You: COOL BEANS!
Crowd: *shock and awe*

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Hecka Cool

Adjective; Antonyms include Hella Cool, Nigga, African-American, and the like.

1. Describes anybody who is cool, but not black.
2. Describes any non-black person with a stereotypical black personality.

White guy: Hello, my mexican friend. You're looking Hecka Cool today!

Mexican guy: Why thank you, my white buddy. You're looking Hecka Cool yourself, yo G dawg. But NOT Hella Cool, because then you'd be black. ...And you're white.

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