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Um cigarro enrolado de maconha ou haxixe.
Estava aqui de boa dirigindo, fumando o meu biricutico de marola.
An absolute legend, incredibly smart, beautiful and just as equally dangerous. The best of the best.
A: Have you seen Cruella De Vil?
B: Right!? What a legend!
A slur used by unintelligent people, mostly by Sid The Sloth. Used to express a feeling of surprise and confusion.
"Wow, he just did a backflip and frontflip at the same time!"
"What De Heeck?"
Ending ones fucked presidency with a failed Coup. Much like a Coup De Grace but with it being as laughably failed as the presidency term.
"Yeah man, Jesus told us to make the Coup De Grace a Coup D'etat but it turned into a Coup De Nah."
8 de janeiro is January 8th in Portuguese, and the thing is that who’s born in this day is the most beautiful person in the universe, literally. They are Capricorn goddess that came to earth just to make everyone fall in love with them and after they say “oh i need to go to work, see you never again xoxo”, but ok because they can literally say anything that the hole world will continue to admire them (that includes me ofc). It’s impossible not to love one of these amazing people.
“ you were born on the day 8 de janeiro like júlia”
When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.
Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.
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Someone who has only slept with prostitutes. Probably suffers from a lot of social anxiety/social isolation. Not necessarily ugly/fat. Often lives a sheltered existence. In said person's desperation, he sometimes seeks the companionship/instant gratification of hookers.
May as well be a virgin.
Tim has paid for sex but has never had sex with a real girl before.
Tim is a de facto virgin.