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Rap 13 always works. If you know, you know.
A: “He’s too busy throwing a rap 13 to drop off the check.”
B: “Rap 13 always works.”
if south park was actually funny
South Park is just an unfunny political propaganda machine, AND its made by a big American mega millionaire.
Block 13, however, is actually full of substance AND its made by an independent Kuwaiti producer .
What one do you like better?
If you chose South Park, get out and never return.
People born on February 13th could be kind and funny sometimes, but be careful because they could stab you in the back, unexpected.
Oh I really don’t like him, what a snake
- maybe born feb 13th?
She is funny for real
- she’s born February 13th
The day when you have to call or ft your girlfriend and say 4 things to her:
1) will you be my valentine
2) i love you
3) you're beautiful
4) when are you free to go on a date
YOU HAVE TO DO IT!
guy calls gf: hey it's february 13 so I have 4 things to say
gf: ok...
Guy: I love you. You are so beautiful, will you be my valentine?
Gf: Aww, thanks. And, yes!
Guy: When are you free? I want to take you on a date.
the biggest bitch was born on this day. she’s a fake bitch who can’t do anything but pretend to be your friend and then never talk to you again after the school year ends. stupid hoe.
“Oh her? She was born February 13. She’s such a slut!”
the day you have to text your crush or boyfriend something spicy before valentines day could be anything
Kendall: oh crap its February 13 , i forgot to text my boyfriend
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