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When you put a pair of pants on in a hurry over a shirt which is then tucked into the pants. Sometimes the bottom corner of the shirt sticks through your fly, which is called a T-shirt willy.
*in PE changing rooms after the lesson*
"tom, you have a t-shirt willy again"
"no i dont"
"yes you do look"
".......shit"
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Barely squeaking by (or barely passing), or pulling it out of your ass.
In reference to the radio show, "The Bobby Bones Show" - when the cast was playing The Name Game, the cohost Lunchbox barely squeaked by naming "Free Willy" as a "Bill" or "William," thus causing controversy in the studio.
"So did you pass that English final?"
"Yeah, I totally pulled a Free Willy! I got a D minu
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willyc is always breaking things and is one of the most destructive things in the east lothian.
wiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllly what have you done!
mr kerr said "yourrrrrr mining sonnn!!!"
Willy "it wisny me di-hi set it up"
mr kerr "i dontttt carrrre annnymorrre willy!!!!!!!"
mr kerr "getttt backkk too youurrr kennnnnalll sonnnnn!!!!"
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When you have cum on your hands and you give a wet willy
After i got head i gave that bitch a Cambodian Wet Willy
Willy Wancha
When someone watches willy woncha and they start to willy wancha.
Billy: "come here girl I willy fuckin wancha!"
Billy: "come here girl I willy fuckin wancha!"
Karen: "ok but what the fuck did you just say cuh?"
Billy: "I said I willy wancha"
Billy: "come here girl I willy fuckin wancha!"
Karen: "ok but what the fuck did you just say cuh?"
Billy: "I said I willy wancha"
Splurging, then never regaining your mojo. Such was the case when Willie Harris had 6 hits in a game for the Atlanta Braves, then hit .190 in 51 games after.
"Hey bro, I just pulled a Willie Harris."
"What bro? That sounds kinda homo."
"Nah man, I just jerked it before I knew mah girl was comin' over, then when she got here, I couldn't finish."
When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup
Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.