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Red Headed Step Child

A stepchild might be singled out for abuse. But a red-headed stepchild (who presumably looks like his or her absent birth-parent) might be abused even more because he or she is so obviously different from the other children.

Myles was the red-head step child of the family, he was never invited to the family reunions.

by Laura Hall January 7, 2004

175πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Middle Child Card Game

A 3-person drinking card game. Each person will draw one card from the pile in the middle, and whoever has the card that falls between the two is deemed the "middle child", and therefor is required to take a drink. (Ex. one person draws a 3, one person draws a 7, and one person draws a Queen, the person who draws a 7 would have to drink). Aces are High.

If two of the people playing draw the same card, then they are "twinsies", and they are required to High-Five while the "Odd Child" has to take a drink.

In the rare case that all three members draw the same card. Everyone else who is in the room is required to take a shot.

Brit: I pulled an 5.
Alex: BROOOOO, i pulled an 8.
Zach: I pulled a King.

Brit: Alex, You're the Middle Child.....you have to drink.

That's how you play "Middle Child Card Game"

by MiddleChildDrinkingGame October 16, 2011

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Child abuse day

Cuz of the woman abuse day. We need a child abuse day. so on the 13th of October you can now punch child

Child abuse day

by Steven dg November 21, 2021

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


ONLY CHILD ENERGY

When you’re the only child in the family and have no siblings. Maybe you ate one in the womb idk.

bro you know that quiet guy, Christian, yeah he radiates only child energy.

by itslawn November 17, 2019

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


red headed step child

an unwanted, (ashamed of) child. Less than desired child

Mike was the red headed step child of the family, treated pretty shabbily.

by Laura Hall January 7, 2004

112πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


um child anways so

just watch nikki minaj

big boobs ? um child anways so

by hiwap October 5, 2020


Insert Child's Name Here

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.

1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

by DW June 12, 2004

34πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž