fruitini (food)

fruit covered in jelly or fooly or juice

mmm. fruitini

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cat food

My other antidrug. See dogfood.

I was out of dogfood so i used catfood as my antidrug. MEOW MEOW MEOW!

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Food comma

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness after eating a meal resulting in either zoning out or falling asleep. This problem can be solved by taking a nap or consuming any content that prevents sleep.

This problem often happens when a person wakes up early in the morning to eat breakfasts and then waits till noon to eat lunch. The effects of food comma can be found fifteen to twenty minutes after such person eats lunch.

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food chain

A system used to define the standing of an individual based upon the use of "your mom," "face," or anything to stiffle intelligent dialogue or debate. Those who indulge in said saying frequent the bottom of the food chain. Invented by Markus.

Markus: I like shoes.
Sean: me too
Jarvys: your face likes shoes.
David: Down in the food chain

1. Jarvys
-drops to-
7. Jarvys

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food basics

a cut-rate grocery store found in the middle of a parking lot anywhere there is a large enough population base to support a solid infrastrucutre of cheap/poor people

-where'd you get those five boxes of broken oreo cookies, man?

- food basics.

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food nap

dreaming of eating so much delicious food until you become so fat you have to roll round to walk.

man i need to food nap right now!!

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Fast Food

Any animal hit at a high rate of speed, picked up and cooked at home.
Usually only rednecks like fast food.

Passenger, "hey look, road kill."
Driver, "thats not road kill, thats fast food!"

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