Phillip O. Berry Academy of Technology

A magnet high school in Charlotte, North Carolina consisting mostly of wannabe gangstas, gamer nerds, a couple /b/tards, and some weaboos. It opened in 2003 and has more computers than any other school in the district.

There are three career academies: Information Technology, Engineering, and Medical Science & Biotechnology. The first two are located upstairs and the last is downstairs. It doesn't really matter what academy you're in, though.

Every other week most kids riot in the hall screaming either "WEST" or "EAST". For the first few days of the school year everyone's pretty anti-social, but by the time March hits people are jumping over the indoor balcony, throwing water balloons at each other, and skidding stink bombs across the floors.

Outsiders try to sway kids from going to Berry by telling them that the school's full of druggies, but that's not true. Most of the students have never even seen a drug. Violence is hardly a problem, considering there are only about four fights a year.

A lot of the IT academy students go about muttering "Berry sucks" every day, and will probably eventually leave to go to Vance or Harding.

Two random Phillip O. Berry Academy of Technology students-

Student 1: I'mma be on Xfire tonight after studying for my AP english test, 'kay?
Student 2: Yeah man, I'm always online, 'member?

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Waterbury career academy high school

Waterbury career academy high school a fake ass wanna be “private” school is full of attention seeking whores and think their attitude is cute asf. Males that stand in the hallway with their head phones on singing loud asf which we know won’t turn out to be shit. The principal stalk you on his cameras & bitch about dress code every damn day like it’s a deadly weapon which doesn’t help the fact that they have the AC on in the winter, we’re only allowed to wear thick ass black shirts all yr and niggas be burning up in June. subs that don’t speak English, principle favorite kids and leave the others out. Everybody is basically pussies there tbh, talk shit when you’re not around for attention. It’s not about learning in this piece of shit it’s about passing your classes bc the teachers don’t teach shit and they are alll crazy asf.

Outsider: you’re in high school and didn’t learn this?

Waterbury career academy high school student: the teachers don’t teach us shit there

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New Trevian Academy for the Misfit and Inept

large public school in chicago suburb of winnetka. named after the city of trier in germany, also known as the hometown of karl marx, that great contributor to society.

to be granted admission one must demonstrate that they are socially misfit and academically inept as stated in the school's name. alumni stand in ardent opposition against this notion with claims of "I'm a chemistry superstar!"

another prerequisite for admission is ownership of a small, obnoxious dog with a pretentious name such as Manfred or Earnshaw.

although they have "90 state championships and counting" these really are not remarkable as they occur mostly in underwater basket weaving, marco polo, and quidditch.

Cool girl number 1: "Hey you go to new trevian academy for the misfit and inept?

Cool girl number 2: "Yeah wanna come over to my house after Quidditch practice? I caught the snitch for the first time today! You can help me clean up after my chihuahua Winston who pooped everywhere. Lolz"

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Founders Classical Academy Of Flower Mound

The school where dress code is strict. Although the teachers are nice. The sixth graders are to stay away from since they are entirely gen z. There’s hardly any that actually have humor.

Founders Classical Academy Of Flower Mound has sixth graders that are midgets and think they are cool when they say sheesh, daddy chill, and plenty of other things that make the higher grades cringe at the fact that they used to be a sixth grader.

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John Wallis Academy Ashford

The most shittiest little school in Ashford, The toilets have little black moss on em and crackheads everywhere, the principal let’s more students in because of that, he can’t even afford to pay the roofs of some toilets.

John Wallis Academy Ashford? It’s a cheapskate school.

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Villa Walsh Academy

a school for bitchy hoes who think they are better than everyone else but in reality are just jealous of st. e's girls. called villa gorillas because they are hairy, ugly, and scare all the boys away.

seton hall boy 1: damn who's that ugly ass slut?
seton hall boy 2: thats a villa walsh academy girl

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Nazareth Academy Preparatory School

Cait Durkin is the hottest girl from NA and was the only good thing that mainline stuck-up bitch school got.

Philly cheesesteaks kick my ass.

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