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1. The act of a peeved attorney venting about how another attorney is an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, son-of-a-bitch, or all of the above. Typically an overprivileged Ivy Leaguer whose parents paid for their 160K+ law school expenses when they couldn't decide what to do with their overpriced and overrated poli. sci. major. Most of the time, said attorney him/herself is also an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, or a son-of-a-bitch, but does not realize it. Said attorney is often the butt of many jokes and is frequently blocked from Facebook profiles.
2. Any enraged individual venting about something shitty that happened to them, but in an overly prudish, high-nosed manner. Typically an overprivileged, whiny little bitch with no respect for humanity.
1. Most of these lawyers take an editorial stance that is nothing more than an asshole airing.
2. Steve felt he was justified in chewing out the "ethnic" concierge at the Hyatt when he found a wrinkle in his J. Crew navy blazer and his BR khakis sent for dry cleaning. Little does he know that both items are fugly and exude douchebaggery. Steve stunk up the entire lobby that day when he aired his asshole. Get off your high horse, Steve, and stop mooching off your parents!
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One who says asshole things but genuinely a good person.
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the grease that accumulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth.
Yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my dick until she noticed the asshole grease that had gathered to my regular shits and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube :)
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One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.
Ex 1:
Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.
Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.
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A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
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to be your true self in attempt to save someone from their destiny
Shes being a whole asshole today!!
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A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.
Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.
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