Williams Air Force Base

An Air Force Base in Arizona which was shut down in the 1990's. It no longer exists. If you were one of the lucky few born on this military establishment, congradulations, you do not exist either. You are a paradox for being alive. You were actually not born anywhere.

Embassy Employee: "Where were you born?"
Visa applicant: "Williams Air Force Base, Arizona in the U.S."
Embassy Employee: "There is no such place. I need you're REAL birthplace."
Visa Applicant: "Here is a copy of my Birth Certificate. It says Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employess: "What city is that in?"
Visa Applicant: "Ah...Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employee: "Ma'am, the computer says that city does not exist."
Visa Applicant: "But I do, so it must exist."
Embassy Employee: "No, it doesn't."

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Base Face

An unattractive expression made by extreme discomfort and/or severe strain. Typically used by cheerleaders.

"Shannon and Vanessa tried a new stunt, and Shannon made a crazy Base Face."

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Kentucky Second Base

A term derived in Southern Ontario, referring to the act of doggy style intercourse where the palms of the receiving individual firmly grasp a barrel constructed of wood, plastic or metal.

Keeping in mind that Kentuckers are known to have a greater level of promiscuity than the rest of North America, where their second base is comparable to our home plate.

Me and my adventurous girlfriend decided to experience a Kentucky Second Base.

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playing 3rd base coach

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

based on the novel Push by Sapphire

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.

I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

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cover the face, bomb the base

What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job

"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."

"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."

"Oh shit, what a minger..."

"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"

"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."

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Based Banana Advertisement Scheme

Use bots and server advertising. Lie about its information and when people come inside the server, say "The (server) is attacking and harassing us nonstop. Wanna help us try to get them back?"

"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"