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Beaver bat

Ur dick

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 7, 2018


Vlademere da Bat

Someone with a sunlight allergy who refuses to wear suncream and lives in an extremely hot climate.

Vlademere da Bat needs to get over the greasiness and take care of his skin.

by Jeffrey the juice man February 2, 2019


run with the bat

running bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?

by A!@#$%^&*() November 12, 2015


seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017


Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.

I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…

by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022