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When a male places both testicles into a female's vagina & has her queef them back out again with force.
I almost lost it when Matilda buck shot my balls last night.
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During sex when you are doing a girl in the rectum you take your penis out and spit on her back then whens he turns around ejaculate in her face
Man: Oh shit im going to cum on your back
Girl: *MOAN*
Man: (Spits on back)
Girl: Oh ya that was good im going to shower (turns around)
Man: (Cums in her face)
Girl: OH MY GOD YOU DICK!
Man: MONEY SHOT BITCH
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Ejaculation for the sake of visual appeal, rather than physical appeal, usually onto one's sexual partner, and especially as part of videotaped sex. The implication is that such a visually appealing shot will generate monetary profit for the video in question that it wouldn't have otherwise had without it.
"Here comes the money shot. Get ready."
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The newest definition of dumbassery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one's eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one's system more quickly. This is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.
Bob: So how did you lose your sight?
Fred: Eye shots. It was so worth it!
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When a person excretes diarrhea in someone's anal cavity
I gave my girl a chili shot last night.
When a basketball player throws the ball down through the hoop from above the rim without touching the rim itself.
Did you see Jakob Poeltl posterize Paul Millsap last night with that insane dunk shot?