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When a person's penis has always been short. A name like Mike Hunt, or Anita Life.
Student: My name is ben short!
Teacher: OH NICE TRY. LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS?
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A Ben Fail, far worse then any type of "fail" or "epic fail", would be called a Ben Fail. Ben Fails occur rarely or commonly depending on how idiotic the person is. The name "Ben Fail" originates from a disturbed teenager that lives in Northern Michigan that struggles with... many things. So now he has recognized his failure and now thinks the world shall know.
Gamer 1: DUDE WTF you SUCK at this game! What an epic fail!!
Ben: NOOOO!!! It's called a ben fail!! *attacks random player* NERD WAR SCREACH AHURAHURAHURA!!!!!!
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Yabba Dabba Do, Sasha's a two
Yabba Dabba Den, Ben thinks she's a ten
Wrong again.
The native land whale return!
You are you such a Ben Harrington
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Quite possibly the greatest actor in Existance. Often noted for his roles in movie such as, "Meet the Parents", and "Zoolander". He is a core member of todays "Frat Pack", which consists of Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, and of course Ben Stiller, also occasionally containing Jack Black, and Steve Carell. Ben Stiller is often associated with the trendy catch phrase "Blue Steel". I have met Ben Stiller myself, and he is as nice and funny as he is in all his movies.. I highly suggest seeing anything that stars him.
Did you catch the new Ben Stiller movie? His Blue steel was Awesome!!
Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are always acting together in all their movies these days!
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A god amongst men, his mighty bat can whack away any thot or cricket ball, his precious bowling arm can throughly fist any batsman with ease.
“Ben stokes had sex with my mother”
“You’re mother will have the next Jesus”
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Sexiest man alive. Huge penis. Tends to give girls orgasms that resemble a tornado ripping through every part of their body.
Hey, did you hear about Ben Roper's dick?
Yeah, its huge!!! As soon as he got in me, i felt like a hurricane of pleasure was enveloping me
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A typically lone and desperate man ties a kite to his metal wristband and proceeds to wank during a thunderstorm. The desired effect is for lightning to strike the kite and be transferred through his hand into the rod which he is furiously wanking.
High School Douche: Dude did you hear about Mark? He tried the Ben Wanklin and got struck by lightning and died!
High School Douche 2: Well did he say it felt really good before he died? I kinda wanna try it, my girlfriend hasn't been putting out lately.
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