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best human in the world

when someone is immensely adorable and lovely and cute and modest and beautiful and elegant and divine and exquisite and angelic and loveable and dazzling and funny and kind and just perfect in general and is the sun itself. he or she will always say no when they are called it.

" Ah, Emmie truly is the best human in the world uwu she makes my heart go boom boom " The girl said as she touched her chest and let out a big grin.

by — 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 💫 ˎˊ˗ April 26, 2020


Best Friend Valentine

It’s not bad to have a best friend as your valentine so it’s Best Friend Valentines! They could be single or taken, who fucking cared? Ask them to be your best friend valentine, it’s honestly the best.

“Hey, wanna be my best friend Valentine?”

Yo, I asked my best friend to be my Best Friend Valentine.

by Stockyy January 31, 2021


The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 8, 2022


Living the best life

A sarcastic term used by awesome sauce individuals who are stating that they fucking hate they way their lives have turned out.

I was on cloud 9 and now I'm living the best life. #yolo #monica

by Mymeg August 7, 2020


Best friends ride

The ride a scrub sits in. Also on the passenger side

I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holla at me

by Bustaman69 August 11, 2019


Best Niki stan

nikisblackgf” on tiktok is the funniest,prettiest and best niki stan

Nikisblackgf is the best niki stan

by ssssssssss……jiung August 23, 2021


GANGSTER BEST WITCH

GANGSTER BEST WITCH ; A FEMALE DOG; A FEMININE DOG; A BITCHY JERK.

GANGSTER BEST WITCH ; OOUWE YOUSE A GANGSTER BEST WITCH FOR BEING A JERK.

by gayb1995 February 11, 2023