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Break Your Face

What a person does to another in a fight.

Whooping the shit out of somebody.

Destroying someone.

Haha, did you see that? I broke his face and he went to the hospital.

Don't make me break your face in.

by B-raderton August 12, 2007

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Break-Up Blog

N. When a girl writes a blog on myspace/tumblr/blogger right after breaking up with a girlfriend or even just a friend about how backstabbing the person was and how they don't care about them. Usually includes cussing and insulting.

Amy: Did you read Jane's break-up blog?
Joe: No.. why?
Amy: She totally dissed Jack and called him a cock-sucking tosser!

by ej.speaks February 22, 2010

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Ultimate Taekwondon't Break

When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.

Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.

by Phillip Tillman February 19, 2011

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Lunch Break Special

Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.

Iโ€™m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

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lets break it down

A typical quote for the popular PS4, XBOX 1, and PC game Overwatch experienced player to say for the hero Lucio. This is what Lucio says when he uses his special ability. When Lucio says this he smashes his weapon on the ground this is also a popular gesture to use while saying "lets break it down".

Adrian: hey guys I just got Lucio's special ability
Everyone in the PS4/XBOX 1/PC chat: Lets break it down

by Honeydew54 April 20, 2017

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Breaking Bad Fan

A fan of the show "Breaking Bad" and others in it's universe such as "Better Call Saul".

They usually worship these shows like it's some sort of divine being/ God.

They usually have a more mediocre sense of humour and tend to be quite unfunny.

Also likely watch other shows such as "The Boys" and movies such as "American Psycho"

Dude this kid is super annoying, I bet they're a Breaking Bad Fan.

by Squiggle-Stick September 6, 2022

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Golden Break Up

n.
1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.

If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.

2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.

Adam: How did you break up with that psycho chick and not have her stalk you.
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!

by BekHanson December 2, 2009

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