Clutchitize me captain

A phrase used after you clutched and did something great last minute.

"Both teams need one more point to win!!"
"Got'em we won...Clutchitize me captain!!"

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Captain Sav-a-hoe

A Captain Sav-a-hoe (save a whore) is a man who pays for everything to an unreasonable extent.

Dude..that n****'s just frontin...he spoilin that bitch like he Captain Sav-a-hoe.

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Captain Big Dick

A male that is obsessed with compensating for their extremely small penis

Man, Tom is such a Captain Big Dick why doesnt he just get cancer already.

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Captain Price

An old,stupid,over-rated and USELESS excuse of a Video Game character that CoD fanboys jizz their pants over.
Captain Price, ever since the very first CoD game, has been nothing but a dumb NPC that just kept getting kidnapped and left you circling an entire fucking dungeon, time and time again just to find out he already trolled his way out, and leaves you on the floor before deciding to go with you EACH FUCKING TIME

Random CoD fanboy: "OMGZ Captain Price is so BAWS!"
Random Gamer: "He's okay, but he doesn't do much"
Random CoD fanboy: SHUT UP YOU STUPID GAY FAG,YOU JUST SUCK AT CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE YOUR A PUSSY!

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Shrimp Boat Captain

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".

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Captain save a Ho

Anyone who will buy jewlery, or spend money on a ho, just to get the pussy. A punk ass biatch who aint got no game.

It seems like everyone i see these days ain't nuthin but a cptain save a ho.

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The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

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