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1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.
The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is why the dinosaurs went extinct.
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Sometime there's a girl who you don't want a relationship with but she's into you.
This is the perfect time to buck her and chuck her.
You can have sex with her once, or multiple times, but you have to chuck her the second it isn't fun for you anymore. (you must not care about her at all)
If she's super sexy, don't chuck her. Just keep buckin'
yo Pete, she's not a keeper, just buck her and chuck her
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A derogatory yet sometimes comical way of referring someone of African Descent. Used when referencing a particularlly wild or savage act.
I was in line for my groceries and that fucking spear chucking jungle child was taking his sweet time.
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A vagina that strongly resembles a large penis
Your mum has a Chuck Norris Vagina
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When you and your girl get married at Chuck E. Cheese.
Bill just had a Chuck E. Cheese marriage with his smokin' hot new wife Tammy.
Bringing a piss-filled condom to a water balloon fight to use against the opposing team, exacting critical damage and ending the war.
Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".
My birthday party was cut short when the water balloon fight ended with a Trojan Chuck 'n Run. Everyone was covered in piss and disappoinment. Even the cake was ruined.
Chuck Norris is ga-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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