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The biggest fangirl with the best sense of humour you will ever meet.
She's crazy over that DJ, she's such a Talya Fama Llama Ding Dong Dolan Garrix
The art of the dong. Known only to the most sophisticated of human beings. Of the highest order. Just reading this you question your existence for not knowing this art.
Man 1-Have you heard of The Dong Technique?
Man 2-What’s that?
Man 1-I see...
The act of sliding your dong between a women’s thigh at a fast pace instead of putting it in her p*ssy
My wife didn’t want to get pregnant so I did the thigh dong strategy
A fluid in which Lucas Noble drinks while playing xbox
Lucas loves a tall glass of liquid dong
Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.
Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial
When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.
“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.
will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?
Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!