The most hardcore porno ever created, from the south park episode "the fellowship of the lord of the rings
includes a scene of 5 midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand island dressing
Chris : Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2!
Gerald : It is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever created.
Shiela : How the hell do you know???
Gerald : Uh, i read about it in uh, People.
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A wholesome girl, usually quite young and not bad on the eyes. She is the type of girl who is always there for you when you need her; she's selfless and tries hard to be the "relationship girl" but ends up being the "guy's girl" because she's relatable without trying too hard to be which is why she gets along with mothers. When she obtains this position, it is hard to get out of and she is waiting on a game changer. She has an innocent look to her but a secret sexual appeal that every guy she encounters can see. Instead of trying to touch her emotionally, their goal is to touch her physcially and to try to peel back and see that sexual side. This girl is the girl you remember from your childhood; She's usually the shy girl with the dimple and the one that father's want their sons to be with. But she will always be in this loop because everyone wants to see beyond the eyes. Time and patience are the only cures.
Bailey is always single but not because she is unattractive or by her choice, it's because she has the Girl Next Door Syndrome.
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A day to celebrate working car doors, especially 2002 Toyota Camry front passenger doors and also they need to be silver or donβt even celebrate- yeah you guy with wrong color car, donβt even try
It is celebrated every year on October 17th
It's Paper Mario TTD but it's been translated several times by multiple languages on Google Translate to make a abomination that has innuendos, language, and dark humor.
Goombell; "I came, Mario! You finna!"
Carbon: "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."
Yoshi Kid: "Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."
Viviana: "I think I should punish life..."
That's Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors People!
Basically rolling hard in a fly ass gangsta mobile with LAMBO DOORS, usually painted with a candy like special effect paint that looks like gelatin, and in the middle of a busy traffic day or night simply throw the doors up on em. Best results come by both the driver and passenger's all at the same time open the doors to a vertical degree to make other passer by's eyes open up like paper plates. OO
Dawg look as these haters right here, man let's throw the doors up on em'
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One that urinates with the lights off, and the door closed.
Man what's up, why do you always piss with the lights off? Man your a Dark Door Pisser!
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a great coffee shop located in corsicana. As a matter of fact, it is really the only coffee shop in corsicana, TX worth merit.
Commonly referred to as "Two doors" by frequent patrons, it boasts a friendly environment coupled with fantastic food choices. It has become a destination for everyone living in Corsicana and people just visiting.
"So we'll meet at two doors down then?"
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