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When a 27 year old man inserts his penis into a slightly warm watermelon for sexual pleasure and satisfaction
oh ethan, can i watch you do a dirty ethan tonight??
6👍 7👎
stay away from Ethan Lee, he's a total player-he'll be sweet and nice until he rips out your heart, shreds it into a million pieces, and then steps all over it.
4👍 14👎
They truly love each other but all they know is skinny love. They are perfect for each other but when they got together it turnned into small talk little jokes and texting. They never go out because they wont ask each other and everyone asks if they are still together but it's always complicated
Ethan: um...
Jenny: uh...
ethan and jennys conversation
3👍 8👎
A rude boy who will seem nice at first but will treat you like trash. dont be decieved by his looks hes just a bully.
girl: Theres this boy at my school he use to be so nice and sweet but now hes a dickhead.
friend: Is his name Ethan Johnson
girl: Yes how did you know
Friend: Its a secret my friend
5👍 19👎
gay rat with alzheimer's
guy 1: Ethan Walker is so gay and he has alzheimer's
guy 2: yeah
guy 3: LIGHTBULB
2👍 5👎
Ethan Garcia is my amazing boyfriend !! he is just so perfect. pretty sure he’s like 🇨🇴🇲🇽 which I AM COLOMBIAN / 🇨🇴. Perfect couple am I right?? Anyways he’s just so cute. He plays soccer. He is literally just my ideal type! Think I’m the first to do this so credits : me 🤭🤭. ethan 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
me: Ethan Garcia is just so cutee!
my friend: your a simp
another example
my friend: omg my crush is so cute
me: ethan is better 🤷 ♀️
4👍 6👎