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1. the practice of representing or depicting a photographed object at a 45 degree angle.
2. a method of employing the apparent horizon as a descriptive, narrative or symbolic artistic device.
After three beers, she couldn't hold the camera straight... check out the Mendez Effect in this one!
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The 'Langley Effect' (named after Langley BC, a frustratingly bland city/township) is the universal feeling that develops inside the mind of young adults at around ages 16-18 where the individual in question has a distinct urge to leave the town where they grew up in. Since it's inception at the start of known human history, the Langley Effect has drained many small towns of their young graduating population as they move on to cities and towns that simply aren't nearly as boring as the ones they originated from (for example, Langley BC.)
Known more colloquially as the "I've gotta get the fuck outta' this town" effect.
-"I'm so tired of this place. Once I graduate, I'm moving as far away as humanly possible."
-"Sounds like someone's feeling the Langley Effect."
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The woodpecker effect is a signature sexual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by Jed,to give you an idea Moses, one of Jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for Jed.
Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way:
'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix'
This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT.
'I tell you what sally, Jed didn't half give me a good woodpeckering last night'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?'
'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads'
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A state of confusion and retardedness that makes it seem like your baked/high and paying no attention whatsoever. You will also seem really, really out of it and "happy".
"Dude, did you do your algebra homework last night?"
"Did I go home and sleep with a bush?"
"No, did you do your homework?!?"
"Oh, uhh, no."
"Damn you, Cobain Effect."
"In a recent study, it is found that 1 out of 4 people will experience 'The Cobain Effect', which makes you seem high and unaware of what a person is saying. It just happened to me like 5 minutes ago!"
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The natural tendancy for a group of people (consisting of more than three) to, at some point during a gathering, become amassed on a bed or bed-like area (a couch, the backseat of a car, possibly even the floor) in a slightly compromising manner.
This is not to be mistaken for an orgy, or anything of the sort. Clothes are (generally) left entirely in place. The only defining characteristic is people lying together.
It has been postulated that this effect is caused by an unknown element residing within our universe. Accepting that any new-found element would be most likely radioactive, the as of yet undiscovered element is thought to contain only a partial proton in its nucleus giving it a fractional atomic number.
Last night, due to the Kaiser effect, we broke my box spring.
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A rather intelligent tactic first developed by Omarosa from "The Apprentice" and used by pre-dominately black women on reality t.v. shows. These women utilize their 15 minutes of fame on the reality shows wisely by playing the role of a bitch and becoming the villain in order to gain more roles on television.
By using the Omarosa effect, New York from Flavor of love ws able to get on Flavor of love 2 as well as get her very own reality show.
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The effect noticed when sleep-deprived friends spend enough time together that nearly everything becomes funny. Mundane, everyday, happenings become ridiculously hilarious, and normally funny jokes become so hysterically laugh-out-loud funny, you'll be in danger of dying from asphyxiation. Named because the SNES game "Lemmings" quickens the onset of the Lemmings Effect.
"What're those two laughing so hard about?"
"I think one of them dropped her pen. That's the Lemmings Effect for you."
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