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A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken
My mom walked in me the other day while I was doing the El Pollo Chokehold...so embarassing.
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The All Mighty, most powerfull, perfect, King Midas, Mighty Mike, Brickell Boy, Kingpin, God.
El Poderoso is El Poderoso for he has defied death so that all can live. he who believes in him will not parrish but will live forever.. "enter into my courts with praise. Give thanks unto me and bless my name for i am good my mercy is everlasting and my truth shall endure thru all generations".. EL PODEROSO WA
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a american who cant even locate his country on a map and still thinks he lives in the greatest country on earth
el stupido americano: this is the greatest country on earth
*world burns around them*
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The community college for all the preps from Palos Verdes, San Pedro, Wilmington, and Torrance, CA.
Rich snobby girl from PV: I got a 4.0, but ugh!, I don't have to fill out applications, I'll just go to El Co a.k.a. UC El Camino.
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Stoopid ass boi, knows how to perfectly suck dick, has a great talent at getting girls and can teach you how to be gay.
Oh look! It's an Issam el Azhar, let's fuck him in the ass.
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Malak el mansy is a wonderful hot sexy and adorable everyone falls in her beauty and anyone would love to be with her she’s a shining star in the dark she’s unique and dosent want to be anyone other then herself she’s not a fake like most of the people she stands out she’s crazy and makes everyone around her laugh in some sort of way she’ll never let you down and never leave you in a time when you really need her she’s a comforting friend if your friends with her get closer to her (please show this to her I’m with her in school and I love her)
Malak el mansy:is an attractive hot sexy intelligent person
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