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He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.
He is a know it all he thinks he is always right he likes to say thing in parables he eats music and he likes a girl
Evans is saucyy
Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is
A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.
Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey
shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
Evan is a ery humble person who is awesome at pool table because he always shoots his shot and never misses