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The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.
Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”
Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”
The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger
Were you monkey fingering last night?
It’s a term used for your fingers after fingering a girl to her climax
Well I got sparkle fingers last night with my girlfriend it was fuckin great
The result of staying up all nite smoking so many cigarettes that your finger turns yellow from the nicotine
Johnny smoked a whole pack of cigs last nite he's got the nic finger!
A person personified by the image of someone slurping down a slimy, skinless fish finger.
Dan and Jim are such trout fingers.
the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences
my mom uses the mom finger quite often.
1. noun: Slang; Synonym for the tongue.
John: I have something stuck in my butt.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.
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