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fruitini (food)

fruit covered in jelly or fooly or juice

mmm. fruitini

by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


strange-food

strange-food is the equivalent to an R-rating for food. It is uncertain what is inside but anything is possible. Strange-food is any food item that 1 discovers in which they had no part in the acquiring or preparing of the food. When 1 does not know the story behind how said food arrived at its current location, it is labeled as strange-food. the label, strange-food, warns all parties involved that this food is a wild card, there are unaccounted variables....and that this food is being commandeered and taken to a safe place for consumption.

the moment someone finishes their food, they usually offer the leftovers to whoever is near. in the event that nobody takes it but the owner is finished with it, it becomes Strange-Food.

take this knowledge, taste it well.

man, i had some strange-pizza last night. i saw the papa john's box and was like "no way" so i opened it up to find 4 slices left, and it was still kinda warm! the bread sticks weren't even touched! i love strange-food. oh what's that??you're afraid someone poisoned the food before they left it, you have fear of this food..ok...why don't you go pray to Tinkerbell for protection while i smash this perfectly good apple. all i see is 2 hungry people, 1 is afraid and hungry, the other is happy and full. do the math.

by arbiter of grammar division March 25, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cat food

My other antidrug. See dogfood.

I was out of dogfood so i used catfood as my antidrug. MEOW MEOW MEOW!

by Aleu April 28, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Food comma

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness after eating a meal resulting in either zoning out or falling asleep. This problem can be solved by taking a nap or consuming any content that prevents sleep.

This problem often happens when a person wakes up early in the morning to eat breakfasts and then waits till noon to eat lunch. The effects of food comma can be found fifteen to twenty minutes after such person eats lunch.

by Mr. Jackets December 21, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


food chain

A system used to define the standing of an individual based upon the use of "your mom," "face," or anything to stiffle intelligent dialogue or debate. Those who indulge in said saying frequent the bottom of the food chain. Invented by Markus.

Markus: I like shoes.
Sean: me too
Jarvys: your face likes shoes.
David: Down in the food chain

1. Jarvys
-drops to-
7. Jarvys

by Offenso June 29, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


food basics

a cut-rate grocery store found in the middle of a parking lot anywhere there is a large enough population base to support a solid infrastrucutre of cheap/poor people

-where'd you get those five boxes of broken oreo cookies, man?

- food basics.

by burgiller February 27, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


food nap

dreaming of eating so much delicious food until you become so fat you have to roll round to walk.

man i need to food nap right now!!

by carmemocha October 5, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž