Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

fruit salad yummy yummy

no one:

wiggles: FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY

yo fruit salad yummy yummy

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Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets

God's best creation. Small dried fruit cubes in the form of juicy goodness.

Erin: "What are those?"
Ruta: "Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets. They're God's greatest creation."

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asian fruit salad

When a group of homosexual Asian men bear hug eachother in a bathroom

Kim Jong Un loves to have an Asian Fruit Salad with his big muscular Asian missiles.

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Salty fruit salad

During sexual intercouse when a person takes a fruit (usually oranges), cums on/in it than squeezes it into partners mouth.

During erotic sex I grabbed an orange and made Ally a salty fruit salad

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Fruit roll up

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.

Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.

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Banana Fruit Bursts

THE WORST FUCKING THING ON THE PLANET EARTH GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND BRING ALL THE BANANA FRUIT BURSTST WITH YOU BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT'S NASTY.

"Did you hear that Natalie likes Banana Fruit Bursts?"
"That bitch."

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