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Masturbation move similar to "the stranger" where you sit on both hands until they get numb. You then jerk off with one hand while lifting your leg and reaching around to grab your balls with the other. it feels like there are 2 other "strangers" touching your junk.
I was really lonely last night until my room full of strangers arrived.
The full can challenge is a challenge where a tobacco user takes an unsealed can of dip, and proceeds to put the entire contents of the can in his mouth. He wont be able to talk for a few minutes while he moves the dip around. The goal is to last 30 minutes. the entire time he will feel dizzy and lightheaded and will be spitting oil. After five minutes he will be allowed do drink as much Rainier beer as he wants. The full can challenge will result in puking if the challenger doesn't have a high enough tolerance for nicotine.
"Damn Jim Just tried to do the full can challenge but he puked!"
"how long did he last?"
"15 minutes, damn!"
I always hear my mom saying "i love having a mouth full of wood"
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1) Movie made by director Stanley Kubrick. Intense 'Nam movie that almost seems like two movies, as it is split between Marine Corps. boot camp and the war itself.
2) A type of Ammo. FMJ is usually fully enclosed in metal. Kinda hurts.
1)Animal Mother- If I'm gonna die for a word, that word's gonna be pun tang
2)Pvt. Joker- Is that *gulp* live ammo?
Pvt. Pyle - Seven. Sixty. Two. Full. Metal. Jacket
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a full course meal is someone who is attracitve, smart, and kind. also you could say "delicious" yummmmmmmmmm they can also be SEXY AF or just a tres kind person.
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When instead of choosing to get groped by TSA officials, one chooses the full body scam. This is where everyone thinks that a machine takes revealing pictures of passengers to find dangerous items. But in fact, they are using these pictures to benefit the porn industry.
Guy: "hey I saw a playboy magazine the other day and I swear one chick had the exact same body as my girlfriend!"
Friend: "has she been on a plane recently?"
Guy: "ya just a couple of months ago! Why?"
Friend: "she must be a victim of the full body scam"
Guy: "those bastards!"
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"A shoe full of rice" is a phrase in the song The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe. In the context of the song, commonly assumed to be about a botched abortion and a girlfriend's suicide, "a shoe full of rice" seems to be a nonsequitor. However, the song's author explains that "a shoe full of rice" simply is symbolic of a wedding. In many traditions, wedding guests shower the bride and groom with rice/grains to represent fertility. Because of the abortion referred to in the song, there will be no wedding.
Here's a quote from the author of The Freshmen, Brian Vander Ark:
"STOP A BABY'S BREATH, AND A SHOE FULL OF RICE, NO. first of all, forget the NO. stop a baby's breath is just that. abort the baby. a shoe full of rice is a result of a wedding. so--stop a baby's breath AND then you stop a wedding. she's pregnant, get her to abort, and then there's no wedding."
"Stop a baby's breath, and a shoe full of rice."
Q: Hey, does anyone know what does "a shoe full of rice" means?
A: It's just supposed to symbolize a wedding; at some weddings, they throw rice.
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