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To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Apologizing to the fat girl
Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.
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The art of causing a girl to cough just after you relieve yourself into her mouth during oral sex, thus causing the ejaculated sperm to come from her nose much like squeezing out of a play doh fun factory.
Wow, my girl was going down on me so hard that when I nutted, she wound up coughing and looking like a play doh fun factory when it oozed from her nose.
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When Dane Cook wanted to play a prank, he would go to KFC and order a Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack, which is, of course, not on the menu.
This is where the "prank" part comes in.
You walk in very serius, NOT all "Gigglesfest" and you stand in front of the clerk, contemplate momentarily, or rather, give the illusion of thought in your menu choice, and say, "I'll take the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack."
If all goes well, the clerk will be left in a state of confusion, questioning his or her manger about the non-existent food item you ordered.
In performing this skit, be prepared for strange looks, and dumb questions.
WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : *walks into KFC* I'll take the, um...Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
KFC Employee : Excuse me?
Dane : The Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
Employee : Do you mean the laptop pack?
Dane : No.
Emlpoyee : *dumfounded* Was that a limited time offer?!
WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : Can I have the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack?
Employee : That is NOT on the menu.
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A word that special/mental people would use for the word 'Masturbation'.
*high pitched voice* Weeeeeeeeee! Super happy fun time super happy fun time super happy fun time!!!
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the state a person is in when experiencing the pleasure of knowing that they will soon have fun
Jordan: I'm so jealous of your going-to-have-fun-ness because i have to go to work and i'm lame
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An overused conversation-killing phrase most typically used to frame people who are particular or exact in their speech as overly fastidious or fussy, or unable to take jokes.
Formerly was directed at overly pessimistic people.
"So as I was saying, what's the deal with braille on the keypads of drive-thru ATMs? Like do I expect a BLIND PERSON to drive their car there?"
"It's just so they don't need two different production lines for making keypads."
"yOu mUsT bE fUn aT pArTiEs."
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The subtle way of calling someone a creepy old man who would most likely fit in a scenario similar to the lemonparty shock site.
Joe: I heard there's a new Swingers' Club just north from here.
Jake: You must be fun at lemonparties.
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