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When Dane Cook wanted to play a prank, he would go to KFC and order a Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack, which is, of course, not on the menu.
This is where the "prank" part comes in.
You walk in very serius, NOT all "Gigglesfest" and you stand in front of the clerk, contemplate momentarily, or rather, give the illusion of thought in your menu choice, and say, "I'll take the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack."
If all goes well, the clerk will be left in a state of confusion, questioning his or her manger about the non-existent food item you ordered.
In performing this skit, be prepared for strange looks, and dumb questions.
WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : *walks into KFC* I'll take the, um...Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
KFC Employee : Excuse me?
Dane : The Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
Employee : Do you mean the laptop pack?
Dane : No.
Emlpoyee : *dumfounded* Was that a limited time offer?!
WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : Can I have the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack?
Employee : That is NOT on the menu.
A word that special/mental people would use for the word 'Masturbation'.
*high pitched voice* Weeeeeeeeee! Super happy fun time super happy fun time super happy fun time!!!
the state a person is in when experiencing the pleasure of knowing that they will soon have fun
Jordan: I'm so jealous of your going-to-have-fun-ness because i have to go to work and i'm lame
An overused conversation-killing phrase most typically used to frame people who are particular or exact in their speech as overly fastidious or fussy, or unable to take jokes.
Formerly was directed at overly pessimistic people.
"So as I was saying, what's the deal with braille on the keypads of drive-thru ATMs? Like do I expect a BLIND PERSON to drive their car there?"
"It's just so they don't need two different production lines for making keypads."
"yOu mUsT bE fUn aT pArTiEs."
The subtle way of calling someone a creepy old man who would most likely fit in a scenario similar to the lemonparty shock site.
Joe: I heard there's a new Swingers' Club just north from here.
Jake: You must be fun at lemonparties.
Wanna send some Nudey pics back and forth
Wanna have some fun on Snapchat?
Have fun staying poor is used by the bitcoin community to warn against altcoin scams like ethereum or the US dollar. It can also be used to end a discussion with a bitcoin critic by pointing out the critic is not worth explaining bitcoin to. The phrase is in a way a goodbye and a wish that the person that doesn't get bitcoin will at least have fun during the period that they stay poor. Thet phrase is often used in a shortened version like "Have" or even "H".
Bitcoin critic: "Bitcoin is not scarce because it is infinitely divisible"
Bitcoiner: "H"
Your dumb friend: "I invested some money in cryptocurrencies."
Bitcoiner: "Have fun staying poor!"