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Google Name Game

A game played with Google, where you search up your name on Google and count how many times it comes up. Then your opponent puts in their name. The person with the biggest name count is the winner.

''The last time I played the Google Name Game I got 27''

by ACIDNATURES February 28, 2010

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The Google Knows All

A common phrase used in the 21st century used to acknowledge how lazy you are and to tell someone to Google something.

"Bob, I looked up on the Internet when Groundhog Day is like you told me to. It didn't say anything."

"Are you sure you are using Google and not Bing? You know what they say, the Google knows all."

"Actually, according to Bing, nobody says that."

"Just Google it! The Google knows all."

by qwertyuiop[]fghjjm March 5, 2014


Google Autonomous Vehicle

When a person is walking down the sidewalk looking down at their phone. There is no human in charge of the operation of their vehicle (i.e., their body).

A Google Autonomous Vehicle is usually watching the little blue dot to see which way on the map they are moving. Once the Google Autonomous Vehicle figures that out, they can reorient themselves in the right direction towards their destination.

I became a Google Autonomous Vehicle when I punched "tapas bar near me."

by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2015


wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, β€œWait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: β€œHow to kill someone.”
Zach β€œ....Huh?”
Jake β€œ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: β€œWe’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020


google kiya hoga

"google kiya hoga" mostly used by two f4ggots named train and bloodsIut, they use these words because they are unemployed, uneducated and they don't have anything good to do in their life

Ladka/torpedo : spits logic
Train/bloodsIut : Google kiya hoga

by Terabaap420 July 30, 2021

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Bad google day

When you are trying to find something via google and is not there. No matter how hard you try, no matter how good of a googler you are. We all have bad google days.

"Hey can you link me again to that super cool article you sent couple months ago?"
"Sure"
"Thanks!"
"ahhhhhh i can't find the freaking article!!! i dont understand"
"It's ok, you're just having a bad google day"

by Lulanga August 17, 2011

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Google Maps yourself

To take an elevated view of yourself, your life and where you are - seeing your life more clearly for what it is. Akin to ascending a mountain to look down on the place where you live and seeing things in a bigger perspective. The Big Picture of your own life.

You should climb up the hill to the lookout above town and Google Maps yourself man...

You'll see things clearly. You'll focus on the big picture.

by Orion Strongman April 28, 2011

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