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There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.
If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.
To fail at something you're supposed to be good at
'Did you see how spain pulled a german against russia in the world cup?'
'A team like argentina should never ever pull a german against france'
THI IS WHEN A GUY FROM GEORGIA GOES THE WHORE HOUSE TO GET A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO GET SOMEONES NAILS DONE
EDDY WHEN TO THE LUCKY SPA FOR A GERMAN RABBIT
When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.
Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"
A German Shotgun, or German Shotty, is similar to a shotty that most potheads are familiar with, however, instead of placing a blunt backwards in ones mouth and blowing it into someone else's mouth, you instead use a straw to blow the smoke into the recipient's asshole. Another participant then comes and sucks the smoke out of that asshole for a powerful hit.
Douglas took a German Shotgun last night and coughed so hard he puked.
A German Tricycle is a sexual act that involves three of your friends or family getting together and peeling patches of newborn baby skin along with gathering German black male genitals and molding them into three separate columnar objects proceeding to submerge the columnar objects into a 26 day old pool of pee, vomit and period blood and then leaving to harden. If done correctly they should be in ideal condition to be sewn into one, thus forming a relatively big tripod of fermented baby skin dildos.
The three participants will then waterboard a female preferably with no legs spreading her vagina and cutting it up making a fresh pool of blood inside it followed up with immediately inserting the tripod pre-lubricated with cum into the vagina, the participants then pulling the tripod out along with the female who then eats the tripod and vomits it in the faces of your three friends or family members and within 43 seconds fucking the female until the heart stops beating. This is then followed up with giving her CPR just to knock her out and leaving her in a public space naked.
My family did not bring any board games to the Christmas dinner so i suggested performing a German Tricycle
A German Tricycle is a sexual act that involves three of your friends or family getting together and peeling patches of newborn baby skin along with gathering German black male genitals and molding them into three separate columnar objects proceeding to submerge the columnar objects into a 26 day old pool of pee, vomit and period blood and then leaving to harden. If done correctly they should be in ideal condition to be sewn into one, thus forming a relatively big tripod of fermented baby skin dildos.
The three participants will then waterboard a female preferably with no legs spreading her vagina and cutting it up making a fresh pool of blood inside it followed up with immediately inserting the tripod pre-lubricated with cum into the vagina, the participants then pulling the tripod out along with the female who then eats the tripod and vomits it in the faces of your three friends or family members and within 43 seconds f***ing the female until the heart stops beating. This is then followed up with giving her CPR just to knock her out and leave her in a public space naked.
My family did not bring any board games to the Christmas dinner so i suggested performing a German Tricycle