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Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom
i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet
That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
An oil field worker who is generally an alcoholic, who’s diet consists of chewing tobacco, caffeine, and moonshine. Tong hands typically drive a lifted pick up with mud tires and they are very obsessed with their trucks.
“Wow that’s guy drinks a lot.”
“Yeah he’s a tong hand, make sure you don’t fuck with his truck.”
Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...
A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner
"Meredith takes dick like a champ: Hands to heels"
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^~~~Only example necessary
Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.
The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.