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happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...

Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night

by Sholngdonson September 21, 2019


Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.

I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.

by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014


happy bott

A person who annoys the crap out of you and is very toxic.

That kid is a happy bott

by HappyXD December 9, 2020


happy tapeworm

Rick styler dancing ; dancing while only moving your legs and hips and keeping your arms straight on your side

Look at him doing the happy tapeworm

by Daisychloemom July 8, 2018


happy vomit

1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile

1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after

by RS3LD November 7, 2017


gun-happy

To fire off or shoot a gun without hesitation.

Wyatt was gun-happy at the shoot out between the two bandits.

by A. A. B. August 1, 2017


happy surgery

getting blindfolded, bent over and getting bum raped by 5 big black borollic dudes and your asshole shall be put in a casket and get surgery to get a new ass hole.

I had happy surgery, the doctors told me i need to be in a wheelchair.

by VenemousRabbit January 4, 2022