medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

Hoosier Hook

The act of cutting across three or more lanes on the highway in the interest of not missing your exit. Predominantly seen in Indianapolis, although it can be seen elsewhere.

I just about ran by my exit off I-465, almost killed myself hitting a Hoosier Hook.

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

Down the Hook

A homoerotic phrase for describing the act of a male performing oral sex on another male

The two men were horny so one of them went “down the hook” on the other

Grappling Hook Dilemma

A game design problem in which a feature that would make a video game more fun (Such as a grappling hook in the case of any game with 3D movement) would not fit into the game itself for other reasons, such as aesthetics.
This makes the game not fulfill its true potential value in conventional fun, but improves its value as a work of art and a unique experience. The addition of pretty much any conventionally fun gameplay feature has the potential to be a grappling hook dilemma.

Person A: This game would be more fun if they added a Grappling Hook

Person B: But that wouldn't fit into the game. Its meant to portray a more realistic situation

Person A: But it would be more fun to play.

Person B: But the aesthetic would be ruined if a grappling hook were included

Person C: Ah the Grappling Hook Dilemma

fish hook magic

the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick

did you see jim last night? he used his fish hook magic on that girl & bam, in the car.

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.