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Human Resource Manager

Generally a woman named Melinda or Judy that is single in her 40s (occasionally divorced in her late 50s), that wears a navy suit while researching and communicating health benefits. Other useless tasks endeavored include interviewing more qualified people then they are and facilitating sexual harassment trainings to those in the verge of bringing the company down with sexual exploitations of their admins.

"Hey Bill, Judy the human resource manager just arrived from Corporate. Who is getting fired?"

by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016

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human fecal matter

Shit from humans

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.

by gogojohnny April 24, 2022


Human Hive Mind

The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.

"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."

by VincentKav April 2, 2017


Destroy All Humans

A game series from 2005-2008 where you play as an alien. It’s ridiculously fun and they’re releasing a remake of the original game july 28 2020

The 2 games released in 2008 weren’t as good as the first 2

Destroy all humans is my childhood

by SUMFURRYTHING June 5, 2020


Generic Human Syndrome

A condition in which a person looks familiar to a higher-than-average number of strangers. The person's generic-looking aesthetic may frequently prompt strangers to stop on the street and ask if they have met the person before or for new acquaintances to insist that the person was at a previous engagement with them when they were in fact, not.

"I'm very certain we haven't met before, but I probably look familiar to you because I have Generic Human Syndrome.

by GHS Patient July 26, 2019


Human x Pony

Art in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fandom portraying humans and ponies in romantic or otherwise intimate situations.

When art is drawn of a man sleeping with Princess Celestia, we know that somebody is into Human x Pony relationships.

by Arceus777 September 1, 2017


Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is a game where everyone comes together to have a laugh, enjoy there life, and find out how dark their humor really is. It is a game where it either be really funny or show all the reasons why you are on a watch list. It is a great game for the whole family to enjoy and play and hours of fun, sadness, and countless police officers showing up to the door of your house for what you are playing.

Cards Against Humanity is the reason why I am in jail.

by Belnumcree December 23, 2022