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To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.
Bro look at her puff the bearded dragon!! Gross!
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An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.
T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.
Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!
The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you
I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!
When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.
Look, that`s beard boy shaved! All high school chicks get wet when he passes by!
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When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.
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Chubby girl with a double chin. hense the skin beard.
"this party is wack... all i see is sausage and skin bearded bremillo's"
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