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United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.
Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.
They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.
Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
When you fuck everyone around you so hard it can be heard around America
Sounds like americas thunder at that orgy
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What you say to America, when a random bunch of emos start hissing at you.
emos: *hissing at random guy*
random guy: america explain
A continent between Asia and North America that only exists in the alternate dimension, Jason Canon. It consists of 15 countries, one of which is an island which parodies Alcatraz and one of which was abandoned in mid-1991 due to an explosion that destroyed part of that country. And african american JasonConnors14 lives there
JasonConnors14: Hello, my name is Jason, and I live in Africa America!
When you lay the balls across the bridge of her nose so that each ball lies in a separate eye socket
This bitch said she wanted to see me more so I gave her an America's Best