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A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
When you shove a pound of coffee beans in your anus, and shit spray them across 5 naked men in a truck stop bathroom.
We got bored on the road trip, so we stopped and tried an Italian Truckstop to spice up the trip.
so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.
Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"
You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....
“Baby imma give you the Italian breadstick tonight”
When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.
Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?
Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.
Just watch any Bud Spencer movie.
A: "I enjoy a good old italian fisting!"
B: "Hell yeah, I love Bud Spencer too!"